itzaimster

asofthesea

tyranasauruslex

Nicky in his Disappointed Mom era:

When your husband, who has practically been in your skin 24/7 for the past 900+ years, gives you a bro hug and ditches you in one of the most romantic cities in the world to be "alone". Nobody can convince me that Nicky wouldn't remain salty forever about this:

Joe: "I love being in Paris with you. *proceeds to quote the most romantic French scripture that reminds him of his husband*

Nicky: "You sure you don't want some time to yourself?"

Joe: "... Nicolo that was 300 years ago, I said I was sorry!"

Nicky: *angry Italian muttering*

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mellxncollie

LUCA MARINELLI and MARWAN KENZARI as NICKY and JOE
The Old Guard 2 (2025) dir. Victoria Mahoney

the old guard 2 tog 2

dreverybodyilovedies

I am mildly obsessed with the way Nicky's body goes from swaying gently to completely stock still when Joe says he's thinking of having some time alone.

Like Nicky is vibing, Nicky is asking his beloved where he wants to go with his time off, he's rocking, swaying, they're in Trieste, maybe they take a little Italian vacation, he's flirty, he's carefree, Nicky is feeling gooood.

And then TIME ALONE?

TIME ALONE????????

Just completely freezes. Body goes into shock. SHUT DOWN, ALARM BELLS, SNIPER MODE.

Insane thought Joe remotely thought he had a chance of getting away with this

tog 2 the old guard 2

ace-kaz-brekker

bisexualbaker

How to Disable and Remove All AI Features in Mozilla Firefox

*deep, calming breath* On the plus side, the steps at that link were very clear and easy to follow.

tfl firefox

todaysbird

muusudgoi

It is a beautiful day in Seattle, and you are a horrible goose butt.

muusudgoi

@todaysbird

birb

ace-kaz-brekker

catchymemes

These circles are stationary

jadagul

Thanks I hate it.

argumate

*sigh* all power to hypnotoad.

violetfractal

Checked with a ruler and took screenshots - the circles are completely stationary. The effect is also not generated by the arrows, rather by the oscillating color.

The rings have 1px wide borders that oscillate out of phase with their interiors, and your eyes perceive the phase shifted borders as moving edges. It’s really neat, our optic nerves have specific hardware for edge detection and this gif fools it!

Also if I look away from the gif and stare at a spot, the gif looks really trippy in my peripheral vision. A++

optical illusion

unbfacts

Simpsons creator Matt Groening was born to Homer and Margaret "Marge" Groening (née Wiggum). Two of his siblings are named Lisa and Maggie, and his grandfather was Abram A. Groening.

Source: Wikipedia

the simpsons